Hooray it's come round again! Although I do wonder whether, being the Hound I am, I shouldn't instead be humping things and sniffing crotches. Blush.
Incidentally, since I aim to be educational as well as entertaining, I would like to point out that there are photos of different wanking techniques on Wikipedia. Don't thank me, it's all part of the service.
Enjoy!
Do you see the cobbles on the streets? Everywhere you look, stone & rock. Can you imagine what it feels like to reach down with your bones & feel the living stones? The city is built on itself, all the cities that came before. Can you imagine how it feels to lie down on an ancient flagstone & feel the power of the rock buoying you up against the tug of the world? And that's where witchcraft begins. The stones have life, & I'm part of it. - adapted from Terry Pratchett
Apologies for my tardiness - I've had my hands full...
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