Comments on my May is Masturbation Month Post

Some kind soul, well no, tell a lie, some bot has left some comments on my post about Masturbation Month. They are so funny that I will repost them without the links:

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor. 

Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right. Click here and check me out.

Shut up and kiss me. 

These comments have made me laugh so much that in a good mood I am doing a giveaway. I don't show my face on this blog (although I am out as a witch at work) mainly because I do use this blog to pour out some angst, but anyone who leaves a comment with their email address will get a non-nude pin up of me.

Come on, queue in an orderly fashion!

What a Month

I have had...

I honestly don't go around looking for trouble, but it seems to find me. There is a pattern whenever this happens, that allies also come out of the woodwork at the same time. Obviously I'm a very convincing psychopath.

I have sold my mother's house to someone who is (to quote the estate agent) 'exactly the kind of buyer you want, he is honorable and doesn't go back on his word'. I don't think estate agents often tell their customers about offers in those words, and I can tell when witchy values are in the air.

Work continues to be interesting. I like the team I am in, and the grievance I put in some time ago, which has been on hold because of coronavirus, is going to be heard in September.

I have since then whistle blown about something. I seem genuinely to have reached the point where I am so done with shit. I heartily concur with this quote.

A thought