Sunday, July 29, 2018

How Google Sees Me Revisited

Not for the first time I have been amusing myself by doing a Google image search using a picture of myself and seeing what Google thinks I look like. Using a bare-chested picture of course results in a post with a high nipple count. Any excuse... While it is not the picture I used you can of course check out what my manly chest actually looks like in my profile pic.
https://www.mma-core.com/photos/Jonah_Carrion_Profile_Photo_January_21_2017/136513
While this man's body shape is quite like mine, and it's gratifying that I could look like an MMA artist, Google seems determined to give me a hairy chest I haven't got!
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=73488539
I can see what's happened here, it's the ink that's done it.
http://valet.ru/user/93883546/
No, not near. I wasn't wearing a hat, these guys have no ink and again there's the chest hair thing.
http://valet.ru/user/81402015/
That's quite some rug you've got going on there. But you don't look like me!
https://twitter.com/thatniggatonne
Just promise not to confuse us if you bump into us in the street.
https://plus.google.com/114037299976597100023
Still more chest hair than I'll ever have.
http://valet.ru/user/145079531/
Ink, yes, but again I didn't have a hat on and Google wants me to be Russian!
https://www.corrieresalentino.it/2013/12/antonio-santoro-ha-litalia-in-pugno-el-dynamita-e-il-nuovo-sfidante-al-titolo-nazionale-dei-superleggeri/
Fond dream...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSywM5c8Qad63pAn0MIT4Ag
I wish, but again I just can't compete.
Obviously Google is never going to see me as I am lol.

3 comments:

  1. What's with the couples/reflections? Can Google see the inner you as well as the outer you?!? And were you in a sauna for your photo?

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    1. I hadn't even thought of the couples thing! It is strange. Not in a sauna, no.

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    2. I hadn't even thought of the couples thing! It is strange. Not in a sauna, no.

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