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I can't believe anyone gave that pub that name! And it's on Powke Road. I may pop in for a shampoo & set later.

Overheard in a charity shop in Blackheath today:
'Can yow measure a shower curtin? Ah dow know how.'
'Ah dow know either.'
'Moyne's 200 by 200.'
[How can you manage not to know how to measure something when you know it needs to be square?]
'So that's 200 metres by 200 metres. I'll get the tape measure & see.'
That's some shower.
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