Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Urban Grimoire: A Simple Yet Powerful Spell

I have previously blogged about the practice of creating magical entities to do things for you. It's great, you forget about the spell and the bit of yourself you've broken off gets on with it and it happens.

Today an even simpler and more powerful technique, to make a word or phrase itself into a spell so you get everyone saying or thinking it joining in the spell.*

It's very simple, using whatever techniques you use, you just see the action of using that word equating to what you want. An example that's been going round the internet is the idea of cursing your deadname if you're trans. It's brilliant because the haters screw themselves up.

Now because this blog requires participation as well as theory you have to say one word before leaving. All together now,

'Brexit.'

There. Now another lifelong Tory voter has made up their mind to vote tactically at the next election to get them out. I don't actually want a Christmas present: what I'm angling for is having these bad boys in my wallet before I die, because just paying for stuff would kill the gammons.



*Like every magical technique here you won't find this in the fluffy publications because they think it's not ethical to do this without people's consent. All I can say is they're lucky to be in a position not to have to fight and they'll be furious when they find what I've done to the word 'Llewellyn'.

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