The end of an era has arrived with a change of landlord at the Wellington. Not the one by the floozy in the jacuzzi, the one on Bromsgrove Street, pictured during the Birmingham Superprix.
It was always an acquired taste, and I once went to a production by Acting Out there with someone who expressed her surprise at one of the Pauls actually referring to a customer as a c*nt to his face.
That building is otherwise a challenge in other ways. For a start it is ridiculously haunted. I have not seen her myself but there is a grey lady who walks across the bar, and in one of the bedrooms female guests get harassed by a Randy ghost. That's the sort of ghost I would love to be.
The place also has another secret but even the loquacious Hound isn't going to rush into print with that one...
Do you see the cobbles on the streets? Everywhere you look, stone & rock. Can you imagine what it feels like to reach down with your bones & feel the living stones? The city is built on itself, all the cities that came before. Can you imagine how it feels to lie down on an ancient flagstone & feel the power of the rock buoying you up against the tug of the world? And that's where witchcraft begins. The stones have life, & I'm part of it. - adapted from Terry Pratchett
Does the undisclosed secret involve you, dear Hound? Could that be the reason for your tight lips?
ReplyDeleteThe Wellington was a favourite haunt of mine, back in the day. Not this one, of course - the Welly in Cromer.
I deny all knowledge.
DeleteI wonder if the Wellington in Cromer is gay friendly?
Well, they let me in!
DeleteThey probably think it's just a matter of you finding the right girl!
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