Spirit of Place: The Conservative Conference

As you know I am scrupulously fair and try to make this blog balanced so you will understand that I'm being very restrained when I say that the lying thieving Tory scum are in Birmingham for their party conference.

Well, it all kicked off before they started. They've tanked in the latest yougov poll and if that was repeated in a general election would be essentially wiped out. Then the chair of the Young Conservative Network made the mistake of tweeting that Birmingham was a dump and the backlash was immediate. I'm inordinately proud: Birmingham is the most welcoming place in the world but the reason some people don't like it is the spirit of the city reads you very accurately and will spit you out if you're a cunt.

I'm particularly fond of the hilarious comment about the Burger (Bar) Boys, which far from being anything to do with cooking was a previous vicious gang who were named after the place they hung out after a member was murdered there. Then a Birmingham Labour MP retweeted his comment with a comment about how the Conservatives were trying to endear themselves. He then deleted the tweet and tweeted an apology, at which everyone started tweeting his notably Islamophobic other comments about Birmingham:

He really is a privileged twat isn't he? He also suggested the conference should be held in a place which actually votes Conservative so of course everyone started pointing out how few places that will be after the next election. 

I am honestly delighted at the perfect Twitter storm unleashed on him. You don't upset Birmingham and get away with it. I'm particularly keen on what happened next:

Because in the Conservative Party you can fuck up the entire country, steal and lie with impunity, but making the party look bad is very naughty.

You may be asking why I'm not advocating casting a spell to get rid of the government. Well, frankly I don't need to do I? They're doing it themselves!

Count Binface said the bit he wasn't supposed to:

Very important: In the next General Election for the first time you will need photographic ID to vote. The list of accepted ID is here. The evidence from around the world is that this requirement makes it more difficult to vote, and the government are obviously thinking that their own voters are most likely to have these things already. So if you don't, get one NOW so you're ready, because trust the witch, if you're not going to vote Conservative they're going to do everything they can to stop you voting.