It will surprise regular readers that I, an almost terminal non-joiner, have found an event that I want to join in with. With gusto. Frequently. Of course it's masturbation month.
I've written here before with my rather devastating brand of frankness about my use of porn and the fact I wank. In fact I've been wanking quite happily since my first time at the age of eight.
I'm celebrating the month by basically doing it more and watching more porn so I'm more aroused. Bit strange to be joining in like this!
Do you see the cobbles on the streets? Everywhere you look, stone & rock. Can you imagine what it feels like to reach down with your bones & feel the living stones? The city is built on itself, all the cities that came before. Can you imagine how it feels to lie down on an ancient flagstone & feel the power of the rock buoying you up against the tug of the world? And that's where witchcraft begins. The stones have life, & I'm part of it. - adapted from Terry Pratchett
Monday, May 7, 2018
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Dame Hilda looks very amused with your masturbatory post. And I sense approval, too!
ReplyDeleteThat said she did used to tell Evadne not to do it herself but get a man in and have it done properly...
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