Sunday, April 2, 2023

Donald Trump Yet Again

Of course you knew I wouldn't be able to leave this one alone and of course I've pulled some cards for what's going on for the orange turd.

There are three major arcana cards here which suggests big forces that he's not in control of, dominate this situation. I love it when a tarot reading reflects the obvious reality from the start.

First up we have the 7 of Cups, the Lord of Illusionary Success. As stated on the tin this card deals with illusions and similar things so I would interpret this as meaning the old fool has genuinely persuaded himself none of the cases facing him is real. This is what it's like to be a total psychopath folks.

But...


Then out popped the Moon. This might seem a bit obvious coming after the 7 of Cups, given that it reflects things which aren't seen and delusions. But being the moon it also reflects the light, and its Hebrew letter means the back of the head, which is taken to refer to the subconscious. I think this means that even Trump has an inkling that he isn't as innocent as he's persuaded himself and all these legal woes aren't just nothing burgers.

Next we have the Queen of Swords. This could certainly refer in Trump's mind to my new hero Stormy Daniels. However being a mature character card in the suit of swords which deal with thought, I am going to go with a different meaning. I think this means the thought is really dawning on him that this is going to happen. If this was a cartoon it is the bit where he's run off the cliff and has realised he's running in the air. In the Golden Dawn tarot the queen holds a cut off head, indicating she's all about thought.

Temperance has a more initiatory meaning in the Qabalistic tarot than may be apparent from its lower meaning of mixing and balancing - in fact the mixing of materials to cause transformation. This initiation is often associated with a sense of distaste which is certainly applicable here. In fact I think he's horrified by this initiation into reality and feeling...

...contained and controlled, which is the main meaning of the Chariot. This is not to say he wouldn't love to run away and isn't it lucky he has Secret Service agents with him?

To summarize: it's even sinking in for him that he's fucked.

I mentioned above that I have a new hero. And so in an unusual step I will take this opportunity to declare Stormy Daniels, Tish James, Alvin Bragg, and Jack Smith as Honorary Witches. Give them a round of applause 👏

What, do I hear you say? They haven't secured convictions yet? The annoyance they cause him alone is an indication of true witchhood.

Update: I've just discovered Stormy does oracle card readings. We all recognize each other. 😂