Never slow to tell the rest of the world what is good for them, here is a short list of candidates who are lucky enough to receive my endorsement and blessing in the forthcoming General Election. Obviously there's one party which particularly appeals to me (pictured) but I have more varied endorsements. And we all know it's lucky to have the witch's blessing.
Birmingham (all constituencies): the Green Party candidate.
Brighton Pavilion: Berry (Green).
Bristol Central: Denyer (Green).
Chingford and Woodford Green: Shaheen (Independent).
Clacton: Watling (Conservative as a tactical vote against Reform, since a Conservative government is unlikely and all I can say is I've never been there but already want to leave the place 😱).
Dorset East: Take (Conservative - this is of course because Sir Michael is a personal friend).
Godalming and Ash: Follows (Lib Dem).
Hackney North and Stoke Newington: Abbott (Labour).
Holborn and St Pancras: Weinstein (Independent).
Ilford North: Mohamad (Independent).
Isle of Wight East: Lowthion (Green).
Islington North: Corbyn (Independent).
Leeds South West and Morley: Seward (Labour).
North East Somerset and Hanham: Norris (Labour).
North Herefordshire: Chowns (Green).
Portsmouth North: Martin (Labour).
Richmond and North Allerton: Binface (Count Binface Party).
Rotherham: Atkinson (Yorkshire).
South West Norfolk: Jermy (Labour).
Stoke-on-Trent North: Williams (Labour).
Waveney Valley: Ramsay (Green). In fact the previous Tory MP has jumped ship here and is endorsing the Green candidate.
Westminster: Larry (Cat).
Without bogging down the post with reasons for each recommendation (the Labour and Lib Dem ones are all tactical votes against particularly odious Tories), if you know the situation you will mainly see a left inclination and championing some underdogs (lol). I used to advocate tactical voting to get rid of the Tories across the board but with the wipeout they're clearly going to get, instead I now recommend tactical voting with the aim of sabotaging our two dominant parties which will force parliamentary reform. To achieve this the way is not to vote Labour or Conservative but to vote for minority parties or left-leaning independents, with the aim of attaining a hung parliament. Or else, if they're strong in your constituency, voting Lib Dems to try to get them into opposition. First Past the Post was designed to favour only two parties and this would increase the likelihood of them being the next government and the Tories being who the fuck cares where.