Two More Predictions

Well this is another shit show isn't it. The only advantage is that Sunak is so hated by actual members of the Conservative Party they're all tearing up their membership cards and joining Reform UK..

There must be something they don't like about him. I can't think what it is. (sarc)

Personally in true Nanny Ogg style I keep wondering how a man of eye watering wealth can manage apparently not to own a single shirt or suit which actually fits him. It has been seriously suggested that because he's little, Sunak might be buying boy's school uniform to save on the VAT.

Anyway in an act of incredible restraint I am not going to predict how long his ministry will last because I'm not sure yet. Although sane and solid political commentators are giving him six months at the absolute most.

Instead I'm going to make two other predictions, one of which is being widely mooted and the other isn't.

The first is that *if* Boris lasts as an MP to the next election (and I know that if the standards committee suspends him for the required ten days his constituents are all ready to initiate a recall and prompt a by-election) he will not stand as an MP at all. His reasons are fairly obvious but it would be a pity because Count Binface has formerly asked the other parties not to field any candidates for Uxbridge so that he can stand as an independent and take Johnson down personally.

My other prediction is about Starmer and the elephant in the room, Brexit. My prediction is that if Starmer/Labour don't rejoin then Starmer won't be prime minister very long and the existing chaos will continue. Brexit is the unmentioned thing that is eating prime ministers alive because it just isn't possible to function as a tiny balkanized country in the 21st century. 

I suspect though that what he might do to avoid U-turning again on it is say that people are clamouring to rejoin so let's have another referendum and then will truthfully be able to say he's doing the will of the people.

Can't wait. All together now,

'You lost, get over it'.