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Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Another Curse

Stipe me they're queueing up to be cursed.

Sue-Ellen Cassiana Braverman* you are cursed. Every death you cause returns to you. Nothing you do can prosper and you are doomed.

This curse is strengthened every time anyone mentions, buys, eats, or even thinks of tofu.

And let us not forget that in chaos magic laughter is a very powerful banishing ritual and here we have a mistress of banishing:

*Stupid name.

4 comments:

  1. I can't really believe that she's still anMP. never mind Home Secretary. May that candle burn down quickly.

    P.S. My grandparents had two candlesticks just like yours! I think my youngest sister nabbed them or they're in the garage. I must find them out.

    :: nods approvingly at many of Hound's DVDs, especially Jeeves and Wooster and The Simpsons, but ESPECIALLY Magnum P.I. (mmmmmmm... Magnum pie....) and goes away thinking of Tom Selleck and his awesome moustache ::

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    1. Oh, I don't know, Tóraidhe MPs specialise in being psychopaths n'est-ce pas?
      Even as I uploaded the picture I knew you would comment on the DVDs lol. I've forgotten how to say it but in my misspent youth I could say 'Your moustache tickles' in Hungarian!

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  2. I don't know anything about what's going on regarding this woman, but if you don't like her, then I don't like her either!

    I also approve your DVD collection. I liked watching Magnum PI as a kid. Tom Selleck looks like an easy-going version of my dad. In my misspent youth I could say "Do you want to sleep with me?" In French thanks to the song from Lady Marmalade and I can still say a somewhat rough version of "If you really love me, you won't make me eat Sashimi." in Japanese thanks to a dime store book call Making out in Japanese. Hahaha (It's just wet fish without the rice that makes it sushi!)

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    1. She's trying to paint ceasefire protests into hate marches, amongst other things.
      I looove your vocabulary in Japanese and French! And obviously Tom Sellecks strange inability to keep clothes on can be objectionable to nobody.

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