The Youngsters Have It

Delighted that the results of the by election this week were predicted by NOBODY, but if the trend persists to the next election we'd get a government of who-knows-what-fuckers but they won't be Cuntservative.

Particularly delighted at Keir Mather MP winning the one seat I would have expected to remain Tory and overturning the Tories' massive majority of 20,000!

Predictably the right wing rags have started on him, calling him the baby of the Commons because he's the youngest MP, saying you can't trust him and he's only in it for himself. Do they seriously think we can't see projection in front of us? I'm a witch so I know a thing or two about persecution so let's look at some facts.

Mather is 25 and is therefore a grown man and eligible to vote, get married, sign contracts, be a company director, drive, and get ordained in the Church of England. Furthermore he is a British citizen and not a bankrupt or prisoner so has been eligible to stand for parliament for the last SEVEN YEARS. I swear these people are so stupid.

Of course what they're really frightened of is that he, and other youngish adults like him, are the future and they're pissed off with older people's messing up the country and the world. They're also the generation that can't afford to buy houses, have debt up to their ears and they've had enough. The youngsters are the people who will sort this shit out.

The right are frightened of the comeback from the generation they've screwed over and I'm so here for it. And in case they're thinking that this generation will change their minds once they get commitments like houses, they've ensured that that can't happen and they're doomed to bringing up families in rented flats on inadequate wages.

Apart from anything else I think we'll all agree that Keir is a dish. 🥰

The second picture is there purely as a reminder to any foreigners reading of what the candidates for election in the world's oldest flawed democracy *should* look like. From left to right: Count Binface (Independent), some Tory, Howling Laud Hope (Monster Raving Loony) and Lozzer Fox, who's a cunt.

Life Lesson from Donald Trump 2

Last year I posted a life lesson from Donald Trump (here) , which is that if a war crimes prosecutor is assigned to your case you should reconsider your life choices, and said that I would be leaving his 'taste' in interiors to another day.

This is another life lesson but not really about interiors. It is that if you are a billionaire your interior designer should have the flooring in one of your ballrooms specially made so the pattern curves with the line of the stage. If, instead, they install off the shelf flooring so the pattern is straight while the stage is curved, you're a cheapskate and an idiot.

That's if you are a billionaire.

I appreciate that this isn't the intended take home from that picture but it really bugs me. 

I Love It When a Curse Works

In January 2022 I placed a curse (here) on Boris Johnson. It's been a hell of a ride since then, and I think we can truthfully say he's cursed.

But then in October (here) I predicted that if he lasted as an MP to the next election he wouldn't stand again. The utter coward has kinda pre-empted me by throwing a hissy fit and resigning, which is a great pity because national treasure Count Binface had committed to personally taking Johnson down, and I would have been right behind that. 

In the absence of that historical battle, the candidates for Uxbridge and South Ruislip are many of them completely barmy so I will return to my default position of advocating for tactical voting. This is a way of voting to overcome our poisonous FPTP system which keeps resulting in government elected by a minority because the opposition is divided, by uniting the opposition to prioritize getting the Tories out. In two of the three constituencies with by-elections on the 20th the tactical vote to do this is Labour. The exception is Somerton and Frome, where the tactical vote is Lib Dem. The pundits are predicting Uxbridge will turn Labour, which would be a worthy legacy for that cunt Johnson.

Do I even need to mention that there's a song for this occasion?