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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Urban Grimoire: A Spell if Your Relatives are Wrong About Zelenskyy

Holy shit, what kind of utter cunts get upset because my hero and crush President Zelenskyy didn't wear a suit in the Capitol and don't want to give aid to Ukraine?

The country that is overrun by a dictator intent on killing his own people as well as war crimes in Ukraine.

What the actual fuck?

If you are unfortunate enough to have these people and be stuck with them over the holidays you have my complete sympathy. This is a spell to deal with them. If they don't get it you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you've made a fool of them, and if they do... well, lucky you, they'll hopefully never speak to you again.

It's very simple. Just play them this, er, 'Polish Christmas carol'. Beautiful, isn't it?

If that doesn't work, show your MAGAT relatives this picture:

If they still haven't had a stroke, show them how we do it in Britain.

Слава Україні!


6 comments:

  1. I wish we had a President as cool and handsome as Mr. Zelensky! Still, I wish he had never had to prove himself so well in the first place! It's unthinkable what the people of Ukraine are having to deal with! They have my utmost respect. I was deeply saddened on Christmas Eve to read of how Russia had been stealing children from occupied areas of Ukraine to send o Russia for adoption in an attempt to indoctrinate them with "Russian values." I weep for the mother who has a son the same age as mine who was ripped away from her in Kherson. She has not been seen since. The boy remembered his grandmother's phone number and got a chance to call her. That grandmother had to go through an extraordinary effort to get him. He now lives with her. Other families have not been so lucky. It's an outrage!

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    1. It's absolutely terrible and it's awful to make out that a poor country like Ukraine asking for aid is some sort of scam.
      I was going to say that the trick is obviously to elect an actor as president but then remembered Ronald Raygun was one.

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  2. Christ. You're right (of course), some people need to stop thinking about themselves and the world that they've conjured to revolve around them, and do everyone a favour and shut the hells up if they're not going to help!

    Also, who'd've thought our parliament ministers could actually all agree on something and show recognition, if not outright support? Amazing!

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    1. And you're right too, dear boy!
      If you look closely at the end of the applause Bojo made a point of having the last clap.
      You may interpret clap as you will in this context.

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    2. Ha, yes, I did notice that final clap. Silly old Boris!

      Happy New Year to you, Hound!

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