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Friday, May 1, 2020

May is Masturbation Month

It is actually scary how it has come round so quickly but this is the month to celebrate one of my favourite things, which is masturbation. It is especially significant this year since so many people are in isolation and it is a safe way to get off. Coronavirus is of course transmitted by water and when it comes into contact with a mucous membrane, it can be passed that way.
I am afraid that I haven't made any specific preparations for May this year - last year I stocked up on new porn specifically to wank to in May, but I have been nowhere near that organised this year.
Of course as a prolific user of porn anyway, it's not like I'm exactly lacking in that area. Recently I have discovered that all the exhibitionists from Tumblr have migrated to Twitter so I have found much good stuff there. I will also happily admit that I have at times used straight porn - always with men in, I am gay after all. I like the filthy porn made by Alexxa Vice - as wank material I can dream of being her, and frankly she shows me what I would have been like if a woman.

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  1. Blimey! It has come around quickly.
    I think this ties in nicely with Mitzi's latest post - Fighting the Flab. Masturbation is a good form of exercise and will burn off calories that we wouldn't otherwise get rid of due to lockdown etc.
    Remember to alternate arms - no one wants to look like Charles Hawtrey on one side and Geoff Capes on the other!

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    1. Lol I'm sure pure enjoyment is more in the spirit of the month and its many health benefits a side effect!
      I have actually met Geoff Capes. A propos of nothing.

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