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Monday, May 7, 2018

May is Masturbation Month

It will surprise regular readers that I, an almost terminal non-joiner, have found an event that I want to join in with. With gusto. Frequently. Of course it's masturbation month.
I've written here before with my rather devastating brand of frankness about my use of porn and the fact I wank. In fact I've been wanking quite happily since my first time at the age of eight.
I'm celebrating the month by basically doing it more and watching more porn so I'm more aroused. Bit strange to be joining in like this!

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2 comments:

  1. Inexplicable DeViceMay 8, 2018 at 8:39 PM

    Dame Hilda looks very amused with your masturbatory post. And I sense approval, too!

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    1. Hound of HecateMay 8, 2018 at 8:42 PM

      That said she did used to tell Evadne not to do it herself but get a man in and have it done properly...

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