Witches' Hymn Book: Gimme That Ol' Time Religion

Gimme that ol' time religion,

Gimme that Ol' time religion,

Gimme that Ol' time religion,

It's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Aradia. She said "Keep the suits afraid of ya,

And I'll see you in Arcadia. And that's good enough for me!

We will worship with the witches

'Cause we're rowdy sons-of-bitches

And they scratch us where it itches

And that's good enough for me!

Well, she raised an awful flurry  

When she made the scholars worry

Thank the Gods for Margaret Murray! 

She is good enough for me!

                                           

It was good enough for Granny

She could throw a double-whammy

That would knock you on your fanny 

And she's good enough for me!

When ol' Gerald got it goin'

When ol' Gerald got it goin'

All that hidin' turned to showin'

And that's good enough for me!

                                           

With the aid of my athame 

I can throw a "double-whammy"

(And can slice and dice salami!)

So it's good enough for me!

Meeting at the Witching Hour

By the bud, and branch and flower

Folks are raising up the Power

And that's where I want to be!

                                        

There will be a lot of lovin'             

When we're meetin in our Coven

Quit yer pushin and yer shovin' 

So there's room enough for me!

                                           

Well the Christians all are humming 

Cause they say their God is coming,

Our God came three times this evening

And that's good enough for me!      

                               

Some folks worship all of Nature

Tho they love to taunt and bait-cher 

They're just funnin', they don't hate-cher 

And they're good enough for me!              

Sources: http://www.sacred-texts.com/bos/bos527.htm and http://www.patheos.com/blogs/panmankey/2013/10/the-old-religion-and-those-ancient-ways/