'You girls watch out for those weirdos...'

To the moot I go to this week. This notice was in the pub. Perhaps it's just my sick and twisted mind, but is it just to me it sounds incredibly filthy?

Then on the way to the bus I found this sign in an underpass. Of course it is merely that some wit has left it there, but i thought how good it would be if the continual road works in Birmingham had actually moved St Chad's way over from St Chad's Queensway to the other side of the city!